I just didn't have the heart to tell them I was a geeky Graphic Designer who is in all real terms, about as hard as a junket sandwich. They also insisted upon challenging me to an armwrestle, cheating and then losing anyway, deducting from this that I was "super strong" and had "special training". I couldn't listen to that with a straight face and had to assure them they were simply noodley even for 16 year olds.

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